Who in the world wants to smell like deodorant? It has baffled me for years why practically every deodorant on the market has a scent.
I don't want to smell like pure sport.
I don't want to smell like whitewater.
I don't want to smell like fresh rain.
I don't want to smell like silver ice.
I buy nice cologne and don't want my arm pits competing for nostril supremacy.
A few years ago, I finally found a deodorant that worked well for me, Red Zone by Old Spice. Worked well and came in unscented. Inevitably, they stopped making my favorite non-scent and I was forced to settle for something else.
At any deodorant-selling store, you'll have around 200 options. I usually find 2 that are unscented. None of the cool one's though. Does Speed Stick 24/7 come unscented? Nope. How about Degree Absolute Protection? Nada. I've got to settle for the "basic" stuff. Nothing special. No added protection. Just plain, crappy deodorant.
Deodorants are oxymorons. Aren't they suppose to remove odor? They just create more stink to cover up your stink.
It stinks.
What's you're favorite deodorant scent?
Friday, May 23, 2008
Something Stinks
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While I can't say that I have a favorite deodorant scent, I do have a scent I despise the most.
Have you ever gotten out of the shower and reached for the deodorant only to realize that you used your last swipe the day before?
Nothing is more emasculating than walking into a staff meeting later that day wafting the faint scent of your wife's Secret Vanilla Sparkle.
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